The underworld isn't all that bad. It seems organized, they have a nice lounge. Sure, the god of the underworld is kind of awful, but you'll get over it.
All the excitement of a real life adventure, but with less actual dangers! Your tour guide awaits!
It looks like Castlevania. It plays like Castlevania. It sounds like Castlevnia. It must be Castlevania!
Boy, did these zombies pick on the wrong girls
It's like Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, but actually good!
It had been over 8 years since our last game in the Contra series. Perhaps we should have waited longer...
Whether it is a horde of zombies or a swarm of rats, getting a group of friends together to take them down is a blast.
It's hard to be upset at a game that's not technically a bad game, but I'm still miffed anyway!