What Your Favorite Video Games Say About You

Castlevania: You love killing all demonic creatures and have a thing for whips.

Left 4 Dead: You think zombies are alright and welcome the apocalypse if it means you can blast the living dead to pieces with a shotgun.

Pokemon: No matter what PETA says, keeping tiny animals in tinier capsules sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.

Call of Duty: You have only been a gamer for 10 years.

Halo: You still wish your friends could come over to play via system link.

World of Warcraft: Society doesn’t appreciate how important it is to be your guild’s level 85 Healer.

Super Mario Bros. 3: If raccoon tails really let you fly, there would be a lot more dead raccoons.

Tetris: Sometimes being the first is the best.

God of War: You wish you could get ladies as easily as Kratos.

Mortal Kombat: You’re into S&M. A lot.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Letting go, moving on, and accepting defeat are not in your vocabulary.

The Sims: You are always right, you always know what the best choice is for everyone, and you don’t like being told “No.”

Final Fantasy VII: You are not afraid to cry and would immediately deny anyone claiming video games don’t have fantastic stories.

Final Fantasy VIII: Love stories can be cool.

Final Fantasy IX: You are old and like older games.

Final Fantasy X: Whining is the best way to get what you want.

Final Fantasy XI: You’re an MMO hipster.

Half-Life 2: You have incredible patience.

The Legend of Zelda: You blow up and stab just about everything, no matter how suspicious.

Mega Man: You are power hungry and must have all the coolest toys.

Grand Theft Auto: You are not the social outcast society sadly thinks you are.

Street Fighter II: You have a penchant for fine details and are a master of timing.

Street Fighter III: You wish you were this good.

Dance Dance Revolution: This is the real way to dance!

Dance Central: This is the real way to dance!

Farmville: Being a farmer is super fun! You think growing crops and raising livestock is pleasant.

Harvest Moon: Being a farmer is tiring. You think growing crops and raising livestock is excruciating.

Diablo II: Click click click click click click click click click.

Twilight: You don’t play video games.

Was your favorite game not on the list? Tell me about it in the comments!



I've been writing about video games for years and playing them even longer. You'll find me playing all types of games, old and new. Mega Man III is greater than Mega Man II.

This Post Has 4 Comments

  1. John

    Fun read. If Final Fantasy XI is the hipster MMO, what is Phantasy Star Online? Also, what would a western rpg such as Skyrim or Mass Effect say about someone?

    1. jsicktheslick

      Good point about PSO: I actually played that game a ton (200+ hours)!
      Mass Effect or Skyrim, eh. Hmmm….

  2. Eric

    That Call of Duty line made me laugh. 😀 Though you may be too generous with ten years…

    1. jsicktheslick

      You might be right. Perhaps just 5 years would have sufficed :p

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